Funny SMS Messages

Funny SMS Messages: Line up for a dose of geometry guffaws! Parallel lines may never meet, but they sure have something in common – and it’s not what you think! Get ready to laugh at the quirks of geometry. Funny SMS

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 💀😂
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📚😄
3. Parallel lines have so much in common… It’s a shame they’ll never meet! 📏😆
4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed space! 🚀🤣
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😅
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! 😮😂
7. I used to play piano by ear… But now I use my hands! 🎹🖐️
8. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already! 🥃😁
9. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! 📖😄
10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
11. I told my computer I needed a break… Now it won’t stop sending me KitKats! 🍫🤪
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🤓⚛️
13. I asked my dog what’s 2 minus 2… He said nothing, he’s not a mathematician! 🐾🤣
14. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧❄️
15. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📚😆
16. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫😂
17. I’m friends with all electricians. Our current relationship is shocking! ⚡😁
18. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝😄
19. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward! 🚶‍♂️😂
20. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”! ❄️🚗
21. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! 🥚😄
22. I used to play piano by ear… but now I use my hands! 🎹✋
23. I would tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on that one! 🔨😂
24. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1! 🏃‍♂️😆
25. I’m writing a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😄
26. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅🙈
27. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet! 📏😂
28. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📚😅
29. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♂️😁
30. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! 📖😆
31. I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me KitKats! 🍫🤣
32. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”! 🪐🥳
33. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 💀😂
34. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😅
35. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward! 🚶‍♂️😁
36. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side! 🐔🔮
37. I used to play piano by ear… but now I use my hands! 🎹🖐️
38. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝😄
39. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”! ❄️🚗
40. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!” 🧹🤪

Hope these bring a smile to your face! 😊