Category: Funny SMS

Teacher: Tum bary ho kar kya karoge? Santa: Shadi. . Teacher: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge? Santa:”DADDY “

Girlfriend na hone ke 6 fayde: 1- Time ki bachat 2- Chain ki Neend 3- koi Miss-Call nahi 4- Koi tension nahi 5- No Boring Sms 6- Koi safai nahi k numbr busy kyo...

two old women were sitting on a bench . 1 old women: my memory is really bad. 2 old women:how bad is it? 1 old women:how bad is what?

Don’t show so much of love on anyone because it creates a non-curable pain when they avoid u.

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📚😄 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 💀😂 Related SMS: Funny SMS Related SMS: Funny SMS Messages

Funny SMS Messages: Line up for a dose of geometry guffaws! Parallel lines may never meet, but they sure have something in common – and it’s not what you think! Get ready to laugh...